My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

nobodybutchiu:

I went over, nobody was home.

(Source: light-)

So I just finished

the last bit of homework I’ll ever do in high school. I’m GRADUATING BITCHES!!!!

klinklang:

sometimes i wish tomatoes didn’t even exist

but then ketchup

playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING

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brakhage:

i used to be a person but now i’m a blog

gendrybaratheonn:

fuckyeahthewalkindead:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….